Staying foolish.

I sent a few of you a portion of the speech already but this is the whole thing.

Why we need lawyers

Okay, what if I told you that this story (from 2001) involved Star Wars, April fools, an asshole boss, Hooters, Florida, and someone being blindfolded?

It's all true and Jodee Berry got paid in full.

Smile!

These folks are a bit better than me at Dance Dance Revolution.
Go to the video of Wicked who took third place. About a minute into it he really gets going and then pauses to snap a photo. Fresh.
Make sure you also check out the guy who takes second, with a bit of ODB's Drunken Master style.

Is $100 too much to spend on beer?

Not for 100 beers! I kinda feel like an ass for posting this, like I'm fuckin' Citysearch or something. Hmmm, Sigysearch.com? But I never knew the 5 Spot had this sweet deal. Just letting you know that you and your neighbor can score some tasty late-night food and wash it down with an ice-cold Heineken.
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Plus the bartender-guy is this great old gruff dude. Unlike the unnamed young gruff dude that I used to get drinks from. Just kiddin' JJ.

Is $100 to much to spend to keep your family safe?

I think not.

This is a steal at any price!
Read the "Questions from other members" section at the bottom.

Update: Crap, it's gone. Here is a link to Gizmodo that describes it.

For those of you who liked Primer

Here's your chance!
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The three-finger salute turned into one finger

OK, I feel bad about doing this twice in a row. But I guess he is the world's biggest target so I'll take a couple of shots. Oh, and so will David Bradley. Bill looks like he would rather have a pie in the face.

What, no chuckle?

I heart Redmond

Well, I guess I could comment on the fact that the company with the largest R&D department in the world basically just copies the services of others. But instead, this is a link to the map of Apple's Headquarters brought to you by Microsoft's new map program (with slick new features). Well, Bill can dream.