Announcing something

so underwhelming that you won't believe it. I'm opening up GHV to friends who want to post the same kind of dumb crap on this web log that I do. If you are interested, leave a comment.

k

Nerds!

Very retro. I'm sure that I should
appreciate this more.
Pretty-much, I just like the end.

I know this is old

But Rick hasn't seen it yet
and it keeps getting weirder
every time that I do.


If that link doesn't work.

a little holiday cheer

some great ideas for
All Hallow's Eve.

forget the pasta!

"We have got word from the IRS that the 501(C)3 tax exempt status of the Church of Reality has been approved."

I don't know how you

can use a screen that small.

my new favorite store

bling!

see?

you get those people who say
"that is too stupid to be real...
those folks are just trying to
be funny or ironic."
Well, even if that is true,
it's no excuse for this.

okay

I'm not going to make fun of ukuleles
for at least a month.

If you happen to find me

...dead by my own hands, it's because I saw this trailer again.
I may just stop watching television for a couple of months to avoid it.
Oh, that song, it's soooo horrible!

weird...

but I want one.


video here

if you have $$$ part 2

you get to enjoy art.

but I think looking at this every day would make me too sad.

if you have $$$

you get to be the coolest.

really?

anyone need...

three rubber bands
for eight dollars?

When design runs amok.

hot dog!

"Many people think all frankfurters are the same.
Nothing could be more wrong."

this almost made...

coffee come out
through my nose.

They did a good job
of flaying everyone.

for someone who doesn't

wear one, and is always late, I sure am obsessed with watches.

Nice guess!

You place yourself in great
peril doubting the words of
Prince Vladimir Odoevsky