Staying foolish.

I sent a few of you a portion of the speech already but this is the whole thing.

Why we need lawyers

Okay, what if I told you that this story (from 2001) involved Star Wars, April fools, an asshole boss, Hooters, Florida, and someone being blindfolded?

It's all true and Jodee Berry got paid in full.

Smile!

These folks are a bit better than me at Dance Dance Revolution.
Go to the video of Wicked who took third place. About a minute into it he really gets going and then pauses to snap a photo. Fresh.
Make sure you also check out the guy who takes second, with a bit of ODB's Drunken Master style.

Is $100 too much to spend on beer?

Not for 100 beers! I kinda feel like an ass for posting this, like I'm fuckin' Citysearch or something. Hmmm, Sigysearch.com? But I never knew the 5 Spot had this sweet deal. Just letting you know that you and your neighbor can score some tasty late-night food and wash it down with an ice-cold Heineken.
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Plus the bartender-guy is this great old gruff dude. Unlike the unnamed young gruff dude that I used to get drinks from. Just kiddin' JJ.

Is $100 to much to spend to keep your family safe?

I think not.

This is a steal at any price!
Read the "Questions from other members" section at the bottom.

Update: Crap, it's gone. Here is a link to Gizmodo that describes it.

For those of you who liked Primer

Here's your chance!
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The three-finger salute turned into one finger

OK, I feel bad about doing this twice in a row. But I guess he is the world's biggest target so I'll take a couple of shots. Oh, and so will David Bradley. Bill looks like he would rather have a pie in the face.

What, no chuckle?

I heart Redmond

Well, I guess I could comment on the fact that the company with the largest R&D department in the world basically just copies the services of others. But instead, this is a link to the map of Apple's Headquarters brought to you by Microsoft's new map program (with slick new features). Well, Bill can dream.

So I'm getting rid of Mozilla...

and I was transferring a few links over to Firefox when I can across this Arthur Ganson video. His stuff has a kind-of evil feeling to it, but very, very cool. It's like if Rasputin designed the game of Mousetrap. The page with all his creations doesn't have the video working right now but I'm sure a Google search would turn up more.

Lunchtime project

A little origami to play with. (giant macintosh file)

I still haven't seen the damn movie.

Well, I'm sure everyone has seen this by now.

But just in case you were on vacation. Watch this very sophisticated, very French, commercial from Sony.

Drink!

If only these dorks were able to pull this off in high school.

Or maybe just with some other people around.

Bedtime Stories

So it was suggested by a friend that I go to this guy's blog to read some funny stories. The first one was pretty funny and seemed to have a karlesque nostalgic feel to it.

The second story I read made me lighted-headed. It's about butt-sex and I'm kinda glad I wasn't eating at the time. Enjoy.

You think your car gets good mileage?

You know nothing. Check this out.

Artistic Children and Tough Love

No one loves kids more than I do, and I can't get enough about hearing all the stories of them shitting their pants, how smart they are, and every little fucking thing.

But of course YOUR children will be talented artists and with that in mind, you should prepare them for the off chance that they will have to deal with a little criticism.

What the hell are you following this link for?

It's costing jobs!
Those IT decision-makers are watching you.

An Old Beginning

This blog is where my beleaguered friends can come so they won't have to suffer my daily email rantings and endless link dumps.
In the future, more people will be informed so as to save them the pain. Thanks goes out to Michael for helping me suss out the design. Please let me know if you see any spelling mistakes!