You had me at "30 foot-high", I'll take my chances with the quake. .
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We have a saying about these sorts of things in New York...fugeddaboutit! Ok, no one actually says that but I'm pretty sure Derek Jeter will save us or something.
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We have a saying about these sorts of things in New York...fugeddaboutit! Ok, no one actually says that but I'm pretty sure Derek Jeter will save us or something.
ok, if Jeter will carry us to safety...
fuckin' Jeter.
I'd rather drown than have fuckin' Jeter save me. And just who are these "experts" anyway?
I'm playing the odds:
Global Warming = ever more devastating hurricanes.
Global Warming ≠ ever more devastating earthquakes.
While the hurricanes get worse, the earthquakes stay the same. I like those odds, and I'm staying put.
Jeter could have maybe saved New York back in his "I'm humping Mariah Carey" days, but now? All the Jeter and Torre in the world won't save them now.
Ha ha ha... New york is SO SCREWED!
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